• Plight of the Muslim
As a Muslim, you know that life is full of tough choices.
Do you shoot him in the back or just behead him with a dull kitchen knife...?
Do you have adult relations with your neighbor's 8-year-old child or wait until she is nine...? Should you have three or four wives, or should you make her a sex slave instead...?
Do you milk the goat or have the goat milk you...?
Which country should you shout "Death to..." today?
These are the questions which drive Muslims nuts. Can anyone help us?